Christianity vs Islam

Discussion in 'Spirituality & Religion' started by TheOrator, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. TheOrator New Member

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  2. Yankee_Blue New Member

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    You gotta comment about it? Posting links without comment is frowned upon. Especially from someone who is TheOrator
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    Colbert is more funny now with his own show, and Correll has moved on to funnier pastures as well. It took me a bit, but I like the changes to TDS.
  4. TheOrator New Member

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    Comment? Well it was pretty comical so I thought I would share it with you. [IMG]
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  6. christopher d New Member

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    Care to summarize for those of us who don't have 45 minutes to devote to a video? Perhaps there's a print story or two on this guy?

    Curious -- he's now an Imam? Did he get credit for his education (most Christian clergy have either an M.Div. or a Ph.D.) or did he have to start from scratch? Very interesting story... thanks for bringing it by. :)
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    This might help:

    Here are the starting line-ups:


    CRISTIANITY: (CRUZADERS)

    .......................PETER
    .........JOHN.....AUGUSTINE.....CLEMENT
    CALVIN......LUTHER....JUDAS...FRANCIS OF ASSISI
    ...........................PAUL
    ...............JOHN PAUL II........PAT ROBERTSON

    COACH: JESUS CHRIST. FORMATION 3-4-1-2

    ISLAM: (JIHADISTS)

    .......................HUD
    ..ALI.....SALIH..........SHUAYB....HASSAN
    .....FARID....RUMI....ABU RUSHD.. AL FRAJHANI
    ..............KOMEHINI..........BIN LADEN

    COACH: MOHAMMED. FORMATION 4-4-2

    Personally, I give a slight edge to Christianity.
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    1. your an idiot...if you don't have anything intelligent to say than don't post

    2. Jesus (Essa sup) is a muslim...
  9. Dave Brull Member

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    I quote Sir Thomas of Fina: Its like raaaaiiiinnn....
  10. argentine soccer fan Moderator

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    Idiot? That is a bit harsh, I think.

    If you don't like my lineups, then post a better one.

    PS: When was Jesus traded? I missed that.
  11. christopher d New Member

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    I don't know... I might put the original Crusaders up top, take Judas out of the mix (lord only knows what he's put in the press this time), and have JP II and Robertson ready to come in off the bench in the 60th:
    .........................Urban II............................
    Eugenius III ........................Gregory VIII......
    ......................Innocent III........................
  12. christopher d New Member

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    Actually, the Jews could have cap-tied him, but didn't see anything special.
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    Robertson cannot go left.
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    Or, um, Jesus should be goalie, cause everyone knows Jesus saves...
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    This 'Guignols' muppet show was broadcasted on September the 12th 2001 on Canal+, needless to say it had been highly controversial. 'Allah 1 - Jesus 0' comes from the fact that L'Equipe newspaper was the only newspaper not to have its front title related to 9/11. Like TDS, this show often reacts on the way news are treated by the media in addition to the news itself. I might be one of the few to remember but Nantes beated PSV in CL group play that famous Tuesday and I think that was the cover of L'Equipe.

    http://www.ze-ados.com/smartmedia-clip.categoryid-3-folderid-18-clipid-66.htm

    At the end, he says : "1-0 is the result of the first leg, the return leg promises to be manly !"
  16. christopher d New Member

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    Right, but Peter's got the keys to the Tor.

    Although, some in a different thread might think Paul should be coach...

    ;)
  17. argentine soccer fan Moderator

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    I guess we could call him an 'oriundi'.
  18. argentine soccer fan Moderator

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    Good point. Maybe somebody like Gustavo Gutierrez might be more confortable on the left wing?

    But most fans wouldn't know who he is.
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    I was going to suggest Desmond Tutu--an English trained African left winger. It would also make sense to put up Ignatius of Loyola to be the midfield general.
  20. argentine soccer fan Moderator

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    Talk about an all time great destroyer type.
  21. nicephoras BigSoccer Supporter

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    The Thor XI managed by Wotan would kick all your ********ing asses.
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    Oh this reminds me of my favorite old rugby song.
  23. argentine soccer fan Moderator

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    I don't know. They look to me like a bunch of drunk hooligans.
  24. nicephoras BigSoccer Supporter

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    And looters and plunderers, yes. That's why they're so good. Just picture it - a flying Claudio Gentile with a magical hammer that calls forth winds, lightning and thunder. And a central midfielder who's the god of freaking mischeif! He'll make Riquelme look like John O'Shea.
  25. argentine soccer fan Moderator

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    Ha! Your punny looters and plunderers are no match for Argentina. We are all a bunch of animals, we have the hand of God scoring for us, and just wait 'till you see what happens when your god of thunder takes a drink out of Riquelme's water bottle!

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