Blame Suarez..!

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by usscouse, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    POST THEM HERE

    Stolen from Twitter

    @Gerrard8FanPage: After Eden Hazard's kicking of a ball boy, Sir Alex Ferguson has demanded a ban of Luis Suarez.
     
  2. Cody667

    Cody667 Member+

    May 10, 2010
    Sudbury, ON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Lance Armstrong would have raced clean and without the steroids if it weren't for Luis Suarez. Fergie ought to have him banned for 9 games.
     
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  3. Twenty26Six

    Twenty26Six Feeling Sheepish...

    Jan 2, 2004
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wayne Bridge hates Luis Suarez for what he did to his marriage.
     
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  4. el-capitano

    el-capitano Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 30, 2005
    Sydney
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Australia
    Luis Suarez is the brains behind Lennay Kekua. ;)
     
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  5. Twenty26Six

    Twenty26Six Feeling Sheepish...

    Jan 2, 2004
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, I heard that Lennay faked her death to run off with Suarez on a romantic vacation.
     
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  6. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
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    Where there's blame there's Suarez!​
    Late for work? Sprayed all over the toilet seat? It's alright! just Blame Suarez!!!​
    Sky sports now reporting that it was actually Luis Suarez who kicked the ball boy. #BlameSuarez
    I googled "Blame Suarez" Oh my!​
    About 2,310,000 results(0.25 seconds)​
     
  7. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
  8. Vasu

    Vasu Member

    Feb 25, 2009
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Suarez celebrates his 26th birthday today. He should be banned for 26 games. ;)
     
  9. Cody667

    Cody667 Member+

    May 10, 2010
    Sudbury, ON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
  10. imasyko

    imasyko Member+

    May 16, 2002
    Spring City, PA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Beyonce only lip-synched the national anthem - it was really Suarez who sang it!
     
  11. LiverpoolFanatic

    Liverpool FC, Philadelphia Union
    Feb 19, 2000
    Lancaster, PA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Titanic sank. Who else but Suarez.
     
  12. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    "That" ballboy was paid off by Suarez.
     
  13. burning247

    burning247 Member+

    Liverpool FC
    England
    Sep 16, 2000
    Dallas
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    John Terry came home today to find Suarez shagging his mother.
     
  14. lotsogolazo

    lotsogolazo Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    fyp
     
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  15. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    NBC Big story on World News Tonight. Subway footlong sandwiches are only 11 inches. :rolleyes:
    Subway spoksman blames Suarez.
     
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  16. Cody667

    Cody667 Member+

    May 10, 2010
    Sudbury, ON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    As someone who has Subway 2-3 times a week, I am rather pissed off with being repeatedly ripped off by Suarez.
     
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  17. LiverpoolFanatic

    Liverpool FC, Philadelphia Union
    Feb 19, 2000
    Lancaster, PA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Clearly your lack of dietary diversity is all Suarez's fault.
     
  18. liverbird

    liverbird BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 29, 2000
    Mars
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chelsea doesn't get handball call, Sir Alex calls for an investigation of Suarez
     
  19. Cody667

    Cody667 Member+

    May 10, 2010
    Sudbury, ON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    haha well actually I switch up the type of sub I have all the time, and the health standards in Canada are much stricter than those in the US, so Subway is actually fairly healthy, especially when you mix in the exceptionally healthy subs regularly.
     
  20. B.A.

    B.A. Member+

    Sep 12, 2007
    IL
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They make him captain, and Oldham scores a few goals in less than fifty minutes.
     
  21. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Well mine is 12 inches....but I don't use it as a rule.
     
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  22. Cody667

    Cody667 Member+

    May 10, 2010
    Sudbury, ON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I lost my fantasy hockey matchup this week. Damn you, Suarez.
     
  23. Red Bird

    Red Bird Member+

    Sep 30, 2003
    Oxford
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Damn, I'm slow today. ;)
     
  24. LiverpoolFanatic

    Liverpool FC, Philadelphia Union
    Feb 19, 2000
    Lancaster, PA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You'd use it more if it weren't for that dastardly Suarez.
     
  25. newterp

    newterp Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2007
    North Potomac, MD
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    don't use it without viagra I presume? ;)
     

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