BigSoccer Tyrant Draft

Discussion in 'History' started by GringoTex, Mar 20, 2008.

  1. Footer Phooter Member

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2000
    Location:
    Falls Church, VA
    That depends on how many picks he gets. He just announced that he wants the NOW founder, and I'd imagine Hillary is going to be his 2nd pick.
          
  2. maturin Member

    Member Since:
    Jun 8, 2004
    Location:
    Minneapolis, MN
  3. bigredfutbol Moderator

    Member Since:
    Sep 5, 2000
    Location:
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Country:
    United States
    Also, his regime was pretty weak; had it not been for German and Italian support, he would not have happened. As it was, he was never able to fully control much of "Greater Croatia," which allowed both the Chetniks and especially the Partisans to grow in power right under his nose. Sadistic, racist, a Quisling, AND something of a paper tiger. Pathetic in every way.
  4. Knave Member+

    Member Since:
    May 25, 1999
    Club:
    DC United
    I will be deeply hurt if XXX is chosen before me.
  5. DoyleG Moderator

    Member Since:
    Jan 11, 2002
    Location:
    Victoria, BC
    Club:
    FC Edmonton
  6. Excape Goat Member

    Member Since:
    Mar 18, 1999
    Location:
    Hong Kong
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    count me in....
  7. CrewDust Member

    Member Since:
    May 6, 1999
    Location:
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    This sounds like fun, I am in.
  8. JeremyEritrea Member+

    Member Since:
    Jun 29, 2006
    Location:
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Country:
    United States
  9. HerthaBerwyn Member+

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2003
    Location:
    Chicago
    In for my first draft. Ill go dictatorial on all yall asses.
  10. argentine soccer fan Moderator

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    Location:
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Country:
    Argentina
  11. Norsk Troll Member

    Member Since:
    Sep 7, 2000
    Location:
    Central NJ
    Club:
    Huddersfield Town FC
    Country:
    Norway
    First Rule of Tyrant Draft Club: you start when the tyrant says you start

    Second Rule of Tyrant Draft Club: you don't ask the tyrant about when you start
  12. Knave Member+

    Member Since:
    May 25, 1999
    Club:
    DC United
    So you're saying I have to come out of tyrant retirement to get this thing started?

    By the way, given my unique qualifications, I should be the judge of this draft. The sole judge.

    :D
  13. Excape Goat Member

    Member Since:
    Mar 18, 1999
    Location:
    Hong Kong
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Let's do away with the atheist rule. :)
  14. IntheNet New Member

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2002
    Location:
    Northern Virginia
    Club:
    Blackburn Rovers FC
    Country:
    United States
    You've already been a tyrant and carried out the appropriate tyrant judgeship; respectfully stand aside and let someone else solely dispel said tyrant duties.
  15. HerthaBerwyn Member+

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2003
    Location:
    Chicago
    I think hes trying on purple shoes, ITN. Thats a bad omen.
  16. Knave Member+

    Member Since:
    May 25, 1999
    Club:
    DC United
    Stand aside? I think you're confused about the concept of tyrant.
  17. argentine soccer fan Moderator

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    Location:
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Country:
    Argentina
    Is XXX elegible?
  18. Norsk Troll Member

    Member Since:
    Sep 7, 2000
    Location:
    Central NJ
    Club:
    Huddersfield Town FC
    Country:
    Norway
    Thank you SOOOOOO much for blabbing my first intended selection. I hope this wasn't ever meant to be a serious draft, because people here don't seem to understand that YOU DON'T NAME DRAFT CHOICES BEFORE THE DRAFT BEGINS!!!!

    Count me out.
  19. argentine soccer fan Moderator

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    Location:
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Country:
    Argentina
    I don't think you should be allowed to pick somebody if you don't believe he exists anyway. He can't be a tyrant if he's not real.

    Only a true believer should be allowed to pick X.
  20. VFish Member

    Member Since:
    Jan 7, 2001
    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    Regardless, that would have been such a predictable pick. Norsk Troll needs to step out of his comfort zone. ;)
  21. Dirt McGirt Member

    Member Since:
    Jun 20, 2005
    Location:
    Phoenix, AZ
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Country:
    United States
    Can we start soon or is there some pre-draft combine we need to attend?
  22. DoyleG Moderator

    Member Since:
    Jan 11, 2002
    Location:
    Victoria, BC
    Club:
    FC Edmonton
    Take the risk by starting off with some African considerations:

    A-hole A:
    Dictator of the Central African Republic, renamed his country the Central African Empire with himself as Emperor Bokassa I. Killed tens of thousands and was accused of eating the bodies of his victims. Once celebrated a holiday by executing all those convicted of crimes against women.

    A-hole B:
    So-called "Last King of Scotland". 500,000 dead under his rule including an archbishop and his own supporters. Had several wives and father many children. Expelled the Asian and European communities from his country.

    A-hole C:
    Devout Marxist leader of Ethiopia. Responsible for up to 1.5 Million deaths in his country through repression, war, and famine. Had the Emperor Haile Selassie killed and buried under a toilet. Hiding in exile in Zimbabwe.

    A-hole D:
    First dictator of Equatorial Guinea. Anti-Spanish and a tribal zealot. Up to half of the population at independence either dead or fled the country. Earned his country the title of 'Dachau of Africa'. Overthrown and executed by a military coup in 1979.
  23. argentine soccer fan Moderator

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    Location:
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Country:
    Argentina
    Makes us South Americans look like amateurs in the tyrant business.
  24. Bluto11 The sky is falling!

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2003
    Location:
    Chicago, IL
    stop naming potential draft picks!!!
  25. maturin Member

    Member Since:
    Jun 8, 2004
    Location:
    Minneapolis, MN
    Why are you guys insisting on naming people who are gonna be chosen? The draft hasn't started yet, and you're only giving your own ideas away.

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