Best story of your week - 2012

Would have given you mine. I don't like them at all!

 

What have they done to you?

 

Got these two books for Christmas:

http://www.amazon.com/Seeing-Red-Graham-Poll/dp/0007262833

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/1405032790/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books

1/2 way through the Collina book and it's good. Fast, easy read.

Also got a commemorative USSF coin and a coffee travel mug

 

http://www.prostamerika.com/2012/12/25/i-am-a-referee-and-a-sounders-fan-this-is-my-say/75958

 

Seeing Red isn't a bad book, part soccer book and part "tell-all".

 

Refused to establish connection, or drop connection for no reason during matches.
Refused to be shorter, so i and anyone using them wouldn't step on and remove the flag when sidestepping .
Had an affair with my wife and snitched to the police when i bought that kilo of Colombian Tang.

P.S. One of those may not have happened. Two, really.

 

The first one, right?

 

No, the second.

(We're talking about my wives, right?)

 

I'd love to run with this but my mother told me not to run with sharp witticisms.