PBP: Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney :: Election Day PBP Thread [R]

The polls are opening in less than one hour!
(In New Hampshire's Dixville Notch and Hart's Location.)

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As for poll closing times:

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HAIL GRIMES!

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Oh, please! That's not the right song for a time like this. This is:

Dixville Notch: Obama 5 :: 5 Romney

Now that's done ...

Hart's Location

Obama 23
Romney 9
Johnson 2

And that's the night.

I'm on medical leave so no work this week. Gotta set up camp in front of TV and get supplies :

2 doses of meth (1 for Tuesday/1 for Wednesday ... I have a playoff game to watch too)
1 dose of elephant tranquilizer (in case Romney wins)
urine bags
gallon tub of hummus with pita chips
box of Kleenex (in case they show Katy Perry in that blue dress again)
and lastly a machete in case of post election riots (I don't approve of gun violence)

John Sununu astonished to learn 50% of Dixville Notch is black.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) November 6, 2012

Oooh ... I didn't think of that ...

Best show ever, by the way.

Was in line 15 minutes before the polls opened in Columbus; about 25 or 30 in line ahead of me. Took me about 15 minutes to vote. When I left at 6:45, the line was maybe 100 people long.

Good election day weather here in Ohio, by the way.

Please let this end tonight.

I'm gonna go intimidate some straight white Christians with my gay illegal immigrant black panther friends.

First page!!11!!!

Too bad we don't have ACORN around to rig the election any more.

with 0.00% reporting, I project Gary Johnson to be the winner of the 2012 Presidential election.

Lets all move on to the next election in 2014 (you know the elections that few people care about).

Going to a soccer match?

Finished voting, taking the day off. Time to start drinking...

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/11/voting-cartoons.html#slide_ss_0=12

Guiliani on MSNBC. Enough please. "Grandpa, tell us about the time you single handedly won 9/11 again"

Biden bein' Biden.

Watch to the end. It's great.

Ah, Joe.

6th in line, 4th to vote (one guy in the wrong place, another a first time voter who needed to go home to get her ID). Got there 10 minutes early, and was out by 7:08. Would've been out sooner, but I had to wait for the Black Panthers to finish beating up three old white men at the door.

Ah yes, a time-tested ritual of November.