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Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by DonKnutts, Aug 20, 2007.
Let's get off Mad Jens for a moment and ponder what might have transpired below.
Becks: "If you manage Galaxy, I'll be your best friend forever"
AW: "No thanks, I believe that honour goes to Sven"
Becks: This is gonna come off a bit strange, but, erm the missus fancies ya and she says the only way to save our marriage is if she gets to spend the night with you. So what do you say?
AW: I'm sorry, I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Becks: Oh come on, please, just do it for me, I really need you to help me, just do it this once and I'll owe you forev-
AW: FINE JUST THIS ONCE!!
Becks: You know you fancy her, don't lie
AW: Yes, you could say that.
Becks: So, Arsene, are you planning to sign anymore players during this window?
Becks: After Sunday's performace, how many goals do you think Jens will let in?
a) AW: "No, seriously, I can't shave down there."
b) AW: "So then Thierry said 'I'm not speaking with other teams...' "
c) AW: "So then Jol said 'I believe we'll finish above Arsenal this year...' "
d) AW: "So then Jose said 'Chelsea are a naive club...' "
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AW: "Only one testicle?!"
DB: Did you see Kolo pull the opposing forward down in the penalty area?
AW: Stop right there you Hollywood media circus.............
AW: Seriously David, what else did you think I was going to say.............
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt that our Shenley Training Ground?
Know wot I mean...nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
"Live long and prosper."
AW: im going to sign all five of your kids
becks: i only have 2 kids and the 2nd one is shyte
AW: ok just the first one then
Yo, Bluud gimme 5
When de tune come on me whine me body like dis...
"Wax on... wax off."
Yow brethern, trus mi..........mi a dead wid laff.............
jack it up mi selecta
david asks Le Boss how many players will start against the sp*rs
AW: all we need is one
AW: That Posh Spice is quite the filly, no? Gimme five!
AW: Did you see Fergie only has 2 point in 3 matches? High five!
AW: how would you like a 5 month loan?
AW: you let NYRB score 5?!?!
DB: how many trohpies will you win this season
AW: including the Amsterdam Cup, and Emirates cup. five, with the FA CUp, Prem, and CL
DB: how many years in a row did the tabloids link you with me
AW: i got 5 on it
The Sun's take...
"How'd you like the number 1 shirt this season?"
DB: Hey Wenger, wats up !! Long time no see ..
AW: Hi David, wats happening ? Any more tattoos ?
DB: I lost count .. Anyway, I heard u looking for players who can play on the wing ?
AW: Well, err, hmm, *cough* .. Possible ..
DB: Will you bid for me ?
AW: Err .. Hmm .. Possible ..
DB: Super, I always preferred you over that stupid club i played for here .. But i would require a 5 year contract !!
AW: What ? A 5 year contract ? *giggle**laugh**giggle*
DB: *giggle* What's so funny ?
AW: A one year contract is all i can offer you ..
DB: Oh !!
AW..No...I'm being serious....stop it...stop smiling or you'll get me started.
[clears throat]Again,..... How much......stop smiling!!...[chuckles]
How much longer do you think he can last as coach ???
Oh merde!....I think he heard me....see..I told you to stop smiling.....
just turn around slowly and pretend we were talking about Ferguson.
Very niiiicceee, high five.
lol these are great, more please