After serious consideration I have committed myself to bringing you a weekly update on the points you lose each week, via a players moment of madness or inability to score from 12 yards. We will even name and shame the top 3 each week. Scoring will be as per the EPL site :- Red Card 3pts Missed Pen 2pts Own Goal 2pts Yellow Card 1pt The weekly scores will be added up and at the end of tthe season we will have two winners. A dirtiest award alongside one for the fairest side. (Names are currently under consideration). Hopefully 1st update will appear some time tomorrow ........
Always nice to see a new original competition. This is what has made the All Rocks draft leagues a lot of fun for many of us, for so many years.
First things first ........ The award for the team to accumulate the most dropped points is adaptly named:- "The Scholesy" Named after the one & only Paul Scholes, who had the irritaing ability to keep getting booked whilst not being bad enough to see red. During his premier league career he was carded 99 times , 97 YC & 2 Red. Well here it is the very first Naughty Boys listing from GW1. Scholesy Pts 1 VegasVirgins (Small) 8 2 Ben Giveth & Benteke (Dust) 6 3 Kopite Juniors (VSR) 6 4 ParraRaiders (Sand) 6 5 FC St Pauli (Small) 5 6 FC Weymouth (VSR) 5 7 Top Shelf (VSR) 5 VegasVirgins becomes our 1st clear weekly winner due to fact of being the only person sensible enough to draft "Lauren Konsillyme" & "Christain Badpentakee". Mr Badpentakee was not even happy with just dropping 2pts for his miss he even decided to chuck in a couple of yellows for his loyal follows, yet he still became GW1's leading scorer with 18. The only other player to see red & to get use of the clean showers first,was Steve Taylor of Newcastle, who wasn't drafted & after watching Newcastle's defence this week, is never likely to be either. The Sole Luna(tic) of the week to score an OG was appropriately a Villan as well (What a joyful week for Mr Lambert). Honourable mentions also go to Jonnotagain Waltermiss (STK) & Frank Limpen (Chelski) for their failures from 12 yards. Amazingly 6 sides have managed to stay on penalty point free, Congrats to all involved , though I am sure your 1st Scholesy points are just around the corner, (or outside the box). A full table can be seen at :- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Well here it is the 2nd installment of "Naughty Boys" or for the case of this week just Naughty Boy "Sagbutt" After earning his side the penalty which won the game, Sagbutt decided to introduce himself to Norwich's Capt in a more intimate manner though not in the eyes of Ref Mike Jones, (apparently the handshake at the start of the game wasn't intimate enough). 31 managers had the foresight not to draft Sagbutt leaving "Sasha Juniors" the unfortunate one this week to have a bench warmer preselected for them. Apart from that moment of madness it was a weekend of yellows, (though surprising not for Mr Badpentakee (reportedly last seen in Toure's pocket when he left Villa Park). The vicious Swans were out in force collecting a sum of 4 between them, the same number of points as our 2 highest scoring managers "Pittsadelphia FC" & "Sasha Juniors" Hopefully there will be more to report on next week considering there is the matter of 2 small local derbies. LFC v MUFC (Ref has sharpened a dozen pencils in preparation). Goonerspendless v Spendalotspurs Now for the leader board of naughtiness :- Scholesy Pts 1 VegasVirgins (Small) 9 (+1) 2 FC St Pauli (Small) * (+3) 3 Ben Giveth & Benteke (Dust) 7 (+1) 3 Kopite Juniors (VSR) 7 (+1) 3 ParraRaiders (Sand) 7 (+1) 3 FC Weymouth (VSR) 7 (+2) 3 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 7 (+4) As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Well it's time for the week 3 Report ....... Amazingly with 2 local derbies taking place only 1 red card was seen this week & that was displayed in the direction of John O'theShameofit's direction which in turn help hand the palace a nice win. The O'theShameofit red helped 868 Warriors claim the weekly award of Naughtiness with 4 points, whilst 5 others collected 3 points. 3 weeks into the season & we still have 2 teams, Biggerboat & SSC Snoopy, hanging onto their zeros. Congrats guys, though I am sure the Refmafia will soon catch up with you & will dish out a suitable punishment. No penalties were missed again this week, that's now 2 weeks running & that's increasing the chances of this article getting more boring as the weeks go pass if it happens to carry on. Plenty of yellows still around though to keep the ref's sharpening their pencils. Leader board of naughtiness :- Scholesy Pts 1 VegasVirgins (Small) 11 (+2) 2 FC St Pauli (Small) 10 (+2) 2 FC Weymouth (VSR) 10 (+3) 2 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 10 (+3) 5 868 Warriors (Small) 9 (+4) As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Better late than never ... the week 4 Report ....... Well the week is summoned up in one word "Yellow" Everywhere you look it's points from yellows, there was one red shown but no manager had the decency to pick Dikgacoi from the Crystal Poorness. 3 sides managed to accumulate 3 yellow's each, Sasha Juniors, Aviators & Wewunwunce. Here's hoping to a GW5 of more scribbling from the ref's & a bit more action. Leader board of naughtiness :- Scholesy Pts 1 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 12 (+2) 2 VegasVirgins (Small) 11 (+0) 3 FC St Pauli (Small) 10 (+0) 3 FC Weymouth (VSR) 10 (+0) 3 Sasha Juniors (VSR) 10 (+3) 3 KeyserSoze Wanderers 10 (+2) 3 868 Warriors (Small) 10 (+1) As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Week 5 report ... Who lost the most points this week ? ME with a grand total of 4 ! Mainly thanks to being the only plonker who selected the all singing & dancing, bad pentaking Canary Robert Snotagreat the Turd. Mark Knoble had the distinction of being the only player to be shown one of those rare red things, selected by 2 but luckily for me they picked up no yellows, so I can still the sole glory of dropping 4 pts. SSC Snoopy eventual succumbed to the dreaded yellow syndrome, amassing 2 pts to leave Biggerboat cemented to the bottom of this league with just 1pt, (Which is actual the best place to be but don't tell him that,otherwise there will be more of his modesty appearing on this page). Leaderboard of Naughtiness :- Scholesy Pts 1 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 13 (+1) 2 VegasVirgins (Small) 12 (+1) 2 FC Weymouth (VSR) 12 (+2) 4 Sasha Juniors (VSR) 11 (+1) 4 KeyserSoze Wanderers 11 (+1) 4 Kopite Juniors (VSR) 11 (+3) 4 FC St Pauli (Small) 11 (+1) 4 WhatabunchofMuppets! (Sand) 11 (+4) 4 Top Shelf (VSR) 11 (+3) As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Week 6 Report .. Thanks to one Ref playing Matador & opting to show red to Flopnando the Terrible we have something other than just yellows to report on this week. Only one team took the plunge and drafted the out of sorts striker, congrats go to"Island Hopping" on that excellent piece of drafting. Luckily your pain of the upcoming suspension has been lessened by a very covienient timing of an injury. As for the remaining 31 sides all bar 4 managed to find at least 1 yellow. Biggerboat multiplying 200% to 3 & a share of last place. FC St Pauli, Aviators & FC Newark all managed to share the weekly limelight with Island Hopping & drop 3 pts. Leaderboard of Naughtiness :- Scholesy Pts 1 FC St Pauli (Small) 14 (+3) 1 FC Weymouth (VSR) 14 (+2) 3 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 13 (+0) 3 VegasVirgins (Small) 13 (+1) 3 Sasha Juniors (VSR) 13 (+2) 3 KeyserSoze Wanderers 13 (+2) 3 WhatabunchofMuppets! (Sand) 13 (+2) 8 Kopite Juniors (VSR) 12 (+1) 8 Top Shelf (VSR) 12 (+1) Appears Very Small Rocks is a physical league with 5 out of the top 9 teams. As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Week 7 report ..... Thank's to Sergio Aghastlygo's penalty miss & a couple of the standard yellows, the Naughty Boys league has a new leader .. MOI !! (No it's not a fix - this is a comp i don't want to win !!) That is now my 2nd penalty miss for the season already but unlike "Robert Snotagreat the Turd" Sergio will not be transferred out. 5 sides managed to accumulate 3 pts either with Sergio's misdemeanor +1YC or by getting 3 YC's. 3 sides decided to adopt the Steve McQueen "Hilts" role & do their own great escape by leaving Tim "Howler", Everton's Keeper on the bench. How did all of them get the foresight that he was going to have such an eventful game ?? An OG & a YC against but deemed himself with a Penalty save At the other end of the table another "0" has taken Denoc 75 to the bottom. Leaderboard of Naughtiness :- Scholesy Pts 1 WhatabunchofMuppets! (Sand) 17 (+4) 2 FC Weymouth (VSR) 16 (+2) 3 FC St Pauli (Small) 15 (+1) 4 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 14 (+1) 4 KeyserSoze Wanderers 14 (+1) 4 Top Shelf (VSR) 14 (+2) 4 Kopite Juniors (VSR) 14 (+2) VSR still keeping a strong presence at the top with 4 in the Top 7 ! As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Week 8 Report (Better late than never!!) Well well well, you are a boring lot (or sensible), take your pick. 1 Sending off & 2 OG's, yet none of you had the hindsight to Pick "Yanga-Mbiwa ma Lord, Yanga-Mbiwa, O lord it's red ma Lord" of Newcastle who saw red after placing his hand of silliness on Suarez's shoulder. Look at fun I could have had. Oh well just did it anyway. Even if it is not already had enough being a recovering Sunderland player after the Di Canio virus, 2 of them decide to aid Swansea's cause , "F*kdupFletcher & BadArseBardsley" prove Karma does exist by repaying YoYo Shelvey's kindness to LFC back + interest. This weeks clear winner was HazMat9+ with a score of 4pts (All Yellows) there was 10 other teams tied for 2nd with 3pt (All Yellows as well). Can't be arsed to do leader board for week 8 as Week 9 will be appearing very very soon However if you are that keen to know look at this link & work it out As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
So here goes week 9 .. YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !! Somebody, Kopite Juniors, was kind enough to join the fun & select Artetetetetetetarghhhhhhhhhhh, from the high of scoring from the spot to a quick downer & the walk of shame. Surely after spending time with Chamuckup at the Emirates, Artetetetetetetarghhhhhhhhhhh would have known it was a very high % that he would have missed, so it makes it the silliest red so far this season. On top of that "Christain Badpentakee" decides to flunk his role again from 12 yards & in the process cost 2pts for 3 managers (FC Weymouth, VegasVirgins, Ben Giveth & Benteke). Only 3 I hear you say ... well Thiku Rapids used his ESP & left Badpentakee on the bench, (nice move) Top scorer of shame for the week is Kopite Juniors with 4 pts , closed followed by the FC Weymouth & VergasVirgins on 3. Leaderboard of Naughtiness :- Scholesy Pts (Wks 8 & 9 in brackets) 1 FC Weymouth (VSR) 22 (3+3) 2 WhatabunchofMuppets! (Sand) 19 (1+1) 3 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 18 (2+2) 3 Top Shelf (VSR) 18 (3+1) 3 Kopite Juniors (VSR) 18 (0+4) VSR still keeping a strong presence at the top with 4 in the Top 5, 5 in Top 10 ! Remainder of the top 10 is 3 from Small, 1 each from Dust & Sand (moi) As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
"Scorer of shame"? No, I am proud of my boys for getting stuck in .... Arteta's was a joke of a red, but it does get me in the top three in this, so maybe worth it?
Better late than never ... Week 10 A week of 3 Red's & 2 OG's though only one of the 5 incidents seem to be popular. Even though "Dossenawanttothat" & "Clatterintomole" were both dispatched from Sunderlands ranks nobody suffered with a loss of 3 pts. "Vorm here to an early bath" red card was the only one to contribute to this weeks totals. As for the Og's well they didn't affect any body so the efforts of "Bonehead Johnson" of Norwich & "Carli'mlost Cruellar" were wasted. This weeks naughty "Top score of Shame" belongs to Touchline Ban who amassed 5 pts thanks to "Vorm here to an early bath" red card as Swansea lost out in the 1st every Welsh derby in the Premier league. Just a point behind was "HazMat+9" & "On the Road" on 4 pts, both teams amassing their totals with all YC's...... as for Week 11 Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow, Yellow 36 of the critters ...... so no fancy play on words ..... Leaderboard of Naughtiness :- No change at the top as FC Weymouth increases his lead by 2 to 26 whilst Denoc 75 is now 3 points a drift at the bottom with a lowly 6 points. Scholesy Pts (Wks 10 & 11 in brackets) 1 FC Weymouth (VSR) 26 (3+1) 2 WhatabunchofMuppets! (Sand) 21 (1+1) 2 Pittsadelphia FC (VSR) 21 (2+1)4 Kopite Juniors (VSR) 20 (1+1) 4 Sasha Juniors (Small) 20 (2+1) 4 FC Newark (Sand) 20 (4+1) As always full table located at:- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AivcFEFEYPnpdEJtdEh4bHB6aW9FN2k0RHk2WS1xSFE#gid=0
Due to an overwhelmingly busy December & early jan , I am endeavoring to catch up within the next two weeks (minus the reports). If i get chance I will go a very small summary each week.
Sorry about lack of updates ... been a lot going on. Points currently being updated, (Halfway through) but alas with no report for each week. Will try & keep on top of it after this week, reports will have to start again next year.