All EPL teams will be an Epic Fail in the CL this season

All will go out. Fact. You read it here first.

- Ibra will piss over Rio & Man Utd.

- Real will play with Liverpool who have no talent on their team really. Raul > Torres. That's a fact. Robben will run like a gay man fluently as he does constantly and rip their defence apart.

- Roma will walk Arsenals worthless midfield easily.

- Juventus play better against the better teams this season, Chelsea do not and stand no chance at all. No player of Del Piero's class will be on the pitch for them.

Never count Liverpool out. They have that 12th man holding the whistle. Plus Robben could get injured brushing his teeth between now and then.

You forgot to add "- The wishful thinking thread" to the title.

I'm guessing you figured something similar would happen last season? Or were dancing around the house at the prospect of Roma having United out of the Champion's League after the first leg in 06/07? The problem in your logic is that Ferdinand-Vidic are the best CB pairing in the world, Ferdinand has been the best defender in the world over the past 3-4 years, and try naming me a defender playing better than Vidic this season? Exactly. Both come up even bigger in the most important matches.

None of that really matters though, since Ibra will just do what he does best in big games and bottle it.

Clinical's English bashing in every thread he's in.

What I will say though. Chelsea and Arsenal are prime for the taking, they haven't been this weak for 4 years. Juve and Roma will never have a better chance of beating them.

Liverpool are up and down, and if Gerrard misses both legs, Real have every chance of beating them.

Man Utd are a different proposition, our awesome defense are winning most of our matches, and are rightly getting all the plaudits. It's the offense teams shoud be afraid of though. It's like a beast waiting to be released. If it happens against Inter, Moriniho wont know what's hit him.

If Chelsea manage to get their shit together I wouldn't be too worrried. Juve's managed by an ex-Chelsea manager and if there's one thing that Ranieri is bound to do, it's make a bizzare tactical change.

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He has already made Ferdinand look silly and be happy that was only a friendly. Where was your best defender of recent years at Ibra’s goal? Every player at Inters backline is clearly better. Samuel being a rich man’s Rio owns Rio every day in the week. Cordoba is harder and a lot faster than Vidic who is just an overhyped Serb and if Materazzi is fit and going he’s levels above everybody at the back. Maicon is light years and years ahead of that joke called Brown btw lol at RB. Santon is already far more talented than Evra ever will be at LB and Chivu and Maxwell can play better there than Evra too who can’t defend to save his life really, although the same can be said about Maxwell, he’s clearly better attackingly. Rio is not near by far the best defender in recent years, lol. Ferdinand while he can be solid can also be easily tricked and has been countless times in Europe and will again this season. Just look at his game against that I think Danish club it was this season in the CL, lol he’s nowhere near the best in Europe. Chiellini owns Vidic this season every day of the week this season and that’s just one defender. Your defense got lucky last season that is all. Chelsea hit the wood how many times in the final? Lyon in Manchester too? Roma missed sitters all night long last year at home & a penalty away from home. An out form Barcelona outplayed you away and at home where Man utd could not do anything else but defend and hope to strike on the counter, you just got lucky. Nobody gives an f.uck that Rio & Vidic look solid against West Brom, Hull, Sunderland, West Ham, Liverpool ect it’s a meaningless sh.i.t talentless long balls league. Your luck & every other EPL teams luck is over this season. Ibrahimovic has scored against the best teams in the world. Spain, Italy, Milan, Roma ect. He has set up countless times against the better teams too. He’s a incredible strong creative genius and will play with Man Utd’s overrated backline in which only Van der Sar is underrated and still quite clearly J.Cesar > Van der Sar. No contest. Inter will walk that tie. Adriano is on crack and an alcoholic yet he will still outshine Shrek, Tevez and Berbatov up front with Ibracadabra assisting him that’s the strongest attack & one of the most creative in the world.

Friendlies are serious business and a paragraph wouldn't go a miss.

Some people are so clueless that they aren't even worth arguing with. This would assert yourself as one of them. I look forward to hearing form you on March 12th. In the meantime...

not joining in the troll, just destroying his beliefs:

inter cant beat caliari, they lost 3-1. inter qualified with lowest ever qual points from a cl group. even jose called his players chit. last year slaped home and away by liverpool. in fact last year, in 3 ko ties, epl won all 3, won away in all three and kept clean sheets in all 6 matches. face it, we defend better than italian clubs, smarter and cleaner.

juve have claudio, lovable but retarded. del boy will be getting his pensions soon, buffon wants city to make a bid for him so he can leave and come to our mid table. juve cant win without the bribes and heat is on them so cant make any bribes for the next few yeas, hence no silverware.

roma: biggest losers ever in cl, ko'ed every year by english sides. 2000 by leeds, 2001 ko by liverpool, 2002 again ko by liverpool, 2003 arsenal, 2006 middlesboro, 2007 manutd, 2008 manutd, ko'ed them and beat them in group stage. 2009 lost to chelsea and will be ko'ed by arsenal.

the only italian team doing welll is milan and that is totally down to an englishman. suck on that.

2000/01 Champions League 27/09/00 Arsenal-Lazio 2-0
17/10/00 Lazio-Arsenal 1-1
Champions League 19/09/00 Leeds United-Milan 1-0
08/11/00 Milan-Leeds United 1-1
Champions League 05/12/00 Lazio-Leeds United 0-1
14/03/01 Leeds United-Lazio 3-3
UEFA Cup 16/02/01 Roma-Liverpool 0-2
22/02/01 Liverpool-Roma 0-1
2001/02 Champions League 06/12/01 Arsenal-Juventus 3-1
20/03/02 Juventus-Arsenal 1-0
Champions League 07/12/01 Roma-Liverpool 0-0
19/03/02 Liverpool-Roma 2-0
UEFA Cup 22/11/01 Ipswich Town-Inter 1-0
06/12/01 Inter-Ipswich Town 4-1
2002/03 Intertoto Cup 13/08/02 Bologna-Fulham 2-2
27/08/02 Fulham-Bologna 3-1
Champions League 01/10/02 Juventus-Newcastle United 2-0
23/10/02 Newcastle United-Juventus 1-0
Champions League 27/11/02 Newcastle United-Inter 1-4
11/03/03 Inter-Newcastle United 2-2
Champions League 27/11/02 Roma-Arsenal 1-3
11/03/03 Arsenal-Roma 1-1
Champions League 19/02/03 Manchester United-Juventus 2-1
25/02/03 Juventus-Manchester United 0-3
2003/04 Champions League 17/09/03 Arsenal-Inter 0-3
25/11/03 Inter-Arsenal 1-5
Champions League 22/10/03 Chelsea-Lazio 2-1
04/11/03 Lazio-Chelsea 0-4
2004/05 Champions League 23/02/05 Manchester United-Milan 0-1
08/03/05 Milan-Manchester United 1-0
Champions League 05/04/05 Liverpool-Juventus 2-1
13/04/05 Juventus-Liverpool 0-0
Champions League 25/05/05 Milan-Liverpool 3-3 aet 2-3 on pen, played in Istanbul
UEFA Cup 04/11/04 Middlesbrough-Lazio 2-0
2005/06 Champions League 28/03/06 Arsenal-Juventus 2-0
05/04/06 Juventus-Arsenal 0-0
UEFA Cup 09/03/06 Middlesbrough-Roma 1-0
15/03/06 Roma-Middlesbrough 2-1
2006/07 Champions League 04/04/07 Roma-Manchester United 2-1
10/04/07 Manchester United-Roma 7-1
Champions League 24/04/07 Manchester United-Milan 3-2
02/05/07 Milan-Manchester United 3-0
Champions League 23/05/07 Milan-Liverpool 2-1, played in Athens
UEFA Cup 14/09/06 West Ham United-Palermo 0-1
29/09/06 Palermo-West Ham United 3-0
UEFA Cup 02/11/06 Palermo-Newcastle United 0-1
2007/08 Champions League 02/10/07 Manchester United-Roma 1-0
12/12/07 Roma-Manchester United 1-1
Champions League 20/02/08 Arsenal-Milan 0-0
04/03/08 Milan-Arsenal 0-2
Champions League 19/02/08 Liverpool-Inter 2-0
11/03/08 Inter-Liverpool 0-1
Champions League 01/04/08 Roma-Manchester United 0-2
09/04/08 Manchester United-Roma 1-0
EUFA Cup 06/03/08 Fiorentina-Everton 2-0
03/04/08 Everton-Fiorentina 2-0 aet, 2-4 on pen

epl > seria a. fact.

i had great pleasure bringing these facts to your attention.knowing you actually had to read them and now know the truth means a lot to me.


not to the troll, but liverpool seem to never be koed from europe by big sides. they lost in 2 finals to bi sides and to inter in 65, but apart from that , when they face a 'bigger' side, they invariable win. hope its the same this year. also, there is that trend, the side who beats the side who beat real madrid win the cl. hope manutd get them at some point.

I bet this clowns IP address reads Canada or USA. These posers/wannabe's get too bent out of shape about teams in Europe. They feel the need to create some imaginary grudge just to get some attention.
Probably a yank with some plastic heritage who has decided to latch onto some delusional cause.
Even says the phrase "epic fail" ,which is only used by 15 year old wrestling fans.

oi oi, how do you know how 15 year old wrestling fans talk? also, whats yr favourite episode of athf?hand banana or the moonuana episode for me.

Manchester Utd - Internazionale
I think Manchester United will win from Inter, Manchester very good defense, Inter not as untouchable as the last couple of years.

Liverpool - Real Madrid
Liverpool will struggle with players like Robben who goes through the defense and a Higuain on top form, getting better every time I see him play. The team who has a bad day loses. I don't know if fightfootball will work this time, but Liverpool are cupfighters.

Arsenal - Roma
I don't know what to think about this match. I think Roma. Maybe Van Persie can win it on it's own. I'm not convinced that Arsenal with their kids will become much better without reinforcements.

Chelsea - Juventus
Juventus win. Chelsea conceeds more goals than before. Juve is a decent team.

:d:d:d

My thoughts exactly.

The use of teen internet slang suggests a poster who hangs out on ultimate fighter championship forums.
A team USA fan who worships landycakes.

I always post with a proxy so I don't even know myself nor care what my IP reads, but please monkey go shave your back or something. No I am neither from Canada nor America and even if I was it beats the shit out of England as they surely must have technically better footballers, but then again it’s not saying much Is it as who does not really? Epic fail is a normal word you’re the only one who is making a deal about a common phrase, lol. English is not my first language but it was nice of you to think it was.

Again All will go out. Fact. All the EPL fanboys will blow to my superior football knowledge at the end of this thread.

You said "epic fail".
Americanised internet slang that no one other than a yank would use.
Hiding behind proxies says it all.

You just wanted to talk shit from an anonymous position with a gimmick account.. But your writing gives you away. It wont be too hard to find out your usual username by searching for afew key words .

USA soccer blows ,duuuuuuuude
Id use a proxy server if I was a USA/Concacrap fan too. haha

All Italians will be gang raped by the might of the epl.

See how easy it is

United V Inter

Along with Barca, these are two of the best three teams remaining in the competiton. It will be a close and cagey tie and Mourinho knows how to play against Fergie. However if we (United obv), have most if not all of our major players available (i.e. Rooney & Evra, I know Vidic is suspended), then i think we are a better all round team and will win. I predict 2-0 to United at OT and 0-0 at the San Siro.

Arsenal V Roma

This one is more difficuilt to call than most people think. Roma are probably favourites (rightfully so on Arsenals current form), but if (like United), Arsenal have their big name players available, they could get through. Fabregas, Van Persie, Adebayor and Nasri are all top quality players that can all win games on their own. Add to this the aquisition of Arshavin and they ARE a good team. I also feel that Europe is now their main priority over the league this season and Roma fans shouldn't expect for the Arsenal that Lost at home to Hull to turn up. I reckon 1-1 in Italy and 1-0 to Arsenal at the Emirates.

Chelsea V Juventus

Two good and evenly matched sides. Chelski have good players but they are not functioning as a TEAM as well as they have been the last few seasons. Scolari also doesn't seem to have a clue to be honest and is out of his depth tactivally when it comes to Europe (as Chelsea's embarassing defeat to Roma highlights). Juve are a better TEAM imo, though it will still be tight. Juve to go through i think. 1-0 to Chelsea in London and 2-0 to Juve in Turin.

These are obviously just MY OPINIONS and i could be 100% right or 100% wrong or somewhere in between. Who knows? Only god does and he's a Man United fan

Yes they were very good, unbeatable, but with some bad luck they lost in the Champions League. In their own league almost undefeatable, now it's different. Still a good team.