I met a nun once who was wandering her order's cemetary when she entered the order back in the early 60's. She came across a grave for Sister Mary Circumcision, who had died two years earlier. "Of embarrassment, most likely," the young nun thought. She later found out the other sisters called her "Cirky."
I've met or heard of people with just about every version of "Mary This" or "Mary of the That" but that's a completely unexpected and new one, for sure!
I went to Catholic schools for my entire education. There were only a couple of nuns left at my primary school, none of whom still taught themselves and all of whom were old as time.
In Shelly winters book she lived with actress marlyn Monroe for a whilel. They had lists of people they wanted to screw and they did screw. On marlyn list was Einstein and winters seams to think marlyn did.
Isn't the story of Einstein and Monroe getting it on some bastardization of that anecdote (true or not) where the two of them supposedly met and Monroe opined that if they were to have a child, it would be perfect: her looks and his brains. To which Einstein replied, "but what if it has my looks and your brains?"