[2013 Preseason Matchday 2] Union v Columbus Crew - Feb 13, 2013 p/d/p [R]

Christ, Cory Gibbs is getting on my last f*cking nerve. He has to exhale hard on every single play. If I have to hear "OOH" or "AAH" out of him all day, I'm going to hang myself in my cubicle.

 

thought he may have been jerking it when they scored

 

i know you are kidding, but i'm sure there are people thinking this.

 

Fernandes looking decent to good once again.

 

Christ. These guys are strug-a-ling.

Two uses of "Christ" in 2 posts. I'm in midseason form.

 

2-0. This back line isn't working.

 

Crew score again in 38th minute - 2-0. Finlay with the goal - assist from Schoenfeld.

 

I would go to the Union's facebook page to see how they feel, but I don't have an interest in ripping my own face off today.

 

How's Jimmy looking?

 

One of the better players on the field.

 

Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine.

 

Just saw this on Disney's site with the attraction maintenance:

"ESPN Wide World of Sports closed 2/18-3/2 for sanitary cleaning"

 

We suck, again. Only positive? It's the preseason.

 

This is all part of Hack's plan to get the Union accustomed to getting themselves out of a 2-0 hole on a consistent basis.

 

Just got back to my desk in time to watch Hop get a yellow. What happened?

 

HALFTIME!​

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Halftime. Break out the orange slices!

 

This. The last match Gibbs' (pretty sure it was him) overuse of the word "definately" drove myself and my fiance INSANE.

 

I'm not watching but I'll go out on a limb and say "Hop being Hop."

 

What subs should we expect? Jack, Roger, Damani, Lahoud, Albright, and anyone else?

 

Another 45 minutes of plodding Union mediocrity.