So someone asked kaval if there were going to be more crowd participation events like the groundbreaking. And he said yes, there wil be am orchestrated flushing at the new stadium. So plungers instead of shovels. No dessert. Not even jamba juice. Yall didn't miss anything.
The plunger was my editorial addition. The idea is that fans will be stationed throughout the bathrooms, and upon hearing an air horn, will simultaneously flush. Another horn sound, another flush. Repeat as necessary. The assumption is that because everything is new, all will work perfectly. But we know how that goes. Maybe I should have said "gaiters" instead of "plungers."