He'll spend his offseasons on loan to Austrian outfit Wienerschnitzel, in order to maintain fatness. (and yes, I know Wienerschitzel isn't actually Austrian)
That would be convenient for him. He could stand outside a concentration camp memorial and mock the dead to anyone who will listen.
I suppose we should be happy we’re interested in the least odious of Chelsea’s England’s Golden Generation. Not sure I could have stomached John Terry.