I highly recommend you simply put "Topper" on the back of your jersey. You'll make many many new friends and when you travel to the San Jose away game, you will be greeted like a king by their most loyal fanbase.
He should have played like an in-verse drinking game, every time the Galaxy give up a stupid goal because no one marks a man, or miss an easy chance, or make a stupid reckless challenge you don't eat for a day, you'd be a tech-fit wearing fool in no time with this team.
I can't believe we don't wear the black and gold thirds we wore against Madrid anymore Those are so sick.