RSL 2014, Game 8: Vancouver Whitecaps at RSL, Saturday, April 26, 2014 @ 7:30 UDT

Bitch!! Blow the *^%#*%{ whistle would probably be inappropriate.

 

I consider every other team a rival. But I guess that's just diluting the word.

 

Weather for this one looks really shitty. Maybe it will change in the next 48 hours, but I doubt it.
Bring the jackets and scarfs. I wonder how the middle of the pitch will look while raining...? Really muddy?

 

Strange how the pitch looks so bad in only the center. What happened?

 

root problem. It seems we have something go wrong with it every offseason while using the cover.
My apartment complex has better grass than the middle of the pitch and it has dogs who shit on it all day and kids who likely do the same.

 

Reminds me of my days living in the U of U married student housing. They had a community garden area where you could sign up for a plot to grow vegetables and such. Some things you can't un-see. Let's just say that certain parts of the world differ in their definition of fertilizer from traditional western culture.

 

.....And have the parasites to prove it.

 

Heck, the definition of fertilizer differs amongst western culture. I've seen people sell horse manure as a soil additive, and horses don't break down the seeds of what they eat. That means whatever weeds they ate is now planted in your soil. Doesn't seem very productive to me...

 

Very productive to the horse rancher who got some sap to pay good money for the crap.

 

The rancher I brought it from called it Shinola.

 

So if it was unicorn manure... (cue the embratsu meltdown)

 

Only secondary weeds. No primary weeds.

 

Secondary weeds? No, no, no. Unicorns fart rainbows, therefore, wouldn't their manure produce flowers?

 

It only makes sense that they would shit out diffraction gratings. C'mon.

 

...or maybe prisms. Although either alternative leads to awkward questions regarding internal unicorn light sources.

 

Not really. We all know it is the Light of Kreis....

 

There are aliens circling the Earth right now, reading this thread, trying to determine if it would be worthwhile to preserve our species. We're screwed.

 

All i said is dogs take a dump on my lawn...

 

What the ******** did I stumble into the middle of?

 

So... this is what I found after searching Google images for "Dema Kovalenko dog".

I apologize in advance...