NSR: 2013-14 Chicago Blackhawks Everything Thread

I would like to apologize for saying that I hope the Easter Bunny delivers him coal. That was unfair. I would actually like the Easter Bunny to deliver him coal that's on fire and I hope Backes chokes on it.

 

I hope he delivers him a rubber dick with burning coals on it

 

Here's why saying it was a blow to the head is crap:



That's a completely legitimate hit Seabrook is lining up. Here's why I'm happy it happened:

 

******** St. Loseris indeed.

 

Great game. Crawford was amazing.

I'll be in Philadelphia for the Wednesday night game but I will find a place to watch the Hawks tie the series up.

 

Makes sense that one of our moderators would go to Philadelphia when we're playing St. Louis. The really funny part is that it's a home game and the ball sucker didn't need to travel at all.

Epic fail.

 

God were they terrible. Hopefully this shuts up the Crow haters for awhile.

 

16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,Stanley Cup Champs!!!!!

 

What? No posts tonight?

Hawks up 1-0 late in the second period.

Go Hawks!!!

 

KANE for goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great angle shot.



2-0 Hawks

 

Well, that was quick. Kane gets a penalty for delay of game and St. Louis scores on the power play.

2-1.

 

God DAMNIT!!!!!!

Fuggn Blues score again off the back of Crawford with under 4 seconds in the 2 period.

Fuck.

 

They can't ********ing clear the ********ing puck if their life depended on it.

 

No, but they can clear the shit off the ice pretty well:

 

Thank God for Bickell's redirect goal.

 

You suck balls.

 

Philly is quite nice this time of year.

 

KANE!!!!!

HAWKS WIN!!!!!!

 

******** YA!!!!!!!

 

OK, my heart rate is finally back to normal....

GO HAWKS!

 

Wait . . . heart?

WTF is going on here.