News: Drunken, Promiscuous College Roommate of Other MLS Teams' News Thread

We can be the only MLS team to have signed Johnny Walker and Jose Cuervo.

 

Add Jim Beam and we have the trifecta.

 

Jack Daniel feels left out

 

Woodford Reserve, would work well on the B team.

 

John Jameson would the Roy Keane/mark Van Bommel type DM

 

Captain Morgan and the dancing king...Tango Rey?

 

Captain Morgan and the dancing king...Tango Rey?

Captain Morgan, well, could be the captain.

 

Wow. All the brand talk here on this page is really emphasizing the name of the thread extremely well. Good job guys!

BTW, Old Granddad could be the owner.

 

Bliss Towers would be the GM, don'tcha forget that

 

Gino Padula as Frankie's assistant?

 

Gino is Captain Morgan. There is a pic of him somewhere with a cracker patch over one eye.... I think it was on Jed Zayner's blog a while back.

EDIT... Earring.

 

The pirate from Biarritz on the Bay of Biscay

 

Gino is the man, with the Academy going down to the U13/14 level I can't believe they haven't brought him in yet.

 

I see him quite often at youth tournaments.

Anyone know how the Schelotto/Padula Academy is doing?

 

Red Bulls Name Mike Petke Head Coach
http://www.newyorkredbulls.com/news/2013/01/red-bulls-name-mike-petke-head-coach

That took long enough.

 

I've reffed several of his squads' games. Let me just say that he has lost a lot of respect in my book. Him and his assistants/trainers are some of the biggest whiners in the Central Ohio area club soccer scene.

 

Fair enough, that's sad to read.

 

Petke? WTF. Sounds like this was an "Oh shit, preseason is here. Let's stick this oblong peg in the rhombus hole."

 

Seems like he did ok thus far with the roster turnover and the draft. Now lets just get Cooper from them

 

It will be so good to have the Petke Fu(^ing Sucks chant back in my life.

 

In all seriousness, this is a great move for NYRB.

 

How is Petke a better hire for them than say Richie Williams or Preki?

 

Williams he isn't but they don't have to humble themselves and admit they were wrong.

Preki maybe they don't want a team of hacks? Preki had skill his teams played like goons.

 

Apparently RSL is going to make an important announcement at 4:00, the Don and their Governor will be in attendance.

 

Wonder if its a new sponsorship deal? What is it now? Xango? Whateverthefaq that is.