Here is your Gomez battlefield, fight here all you want!

Discussion in 'Bayern Munich' started by Matakos, Dec 11, 2012.

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Mario Gomez is:

  1. Best striker ever! I can give you the stats

    41.7%
  2. My grandma's touch and movement are better than his

    58.3%
  1. Matakos

    Matakos Member+

    May 18, 2009
    Macedonia, Greece
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Let the hate begin
     
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  2. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Now that he's single, he has more ladies to impress.

    Therefore he can't afford to make those silly mistakes.

    :p
     
  3. Lahmfan

    Lahmfan Member+

    Jun 3, 2007
    Los Angeles
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    not sure if he is into ladies... but ok, you can call those ladies too.
     
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  4. Dhajj

    Dhajj Member+

    Nov 25, 2010
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    He only scores against weak teams...

    He only scores tap ins!!
     
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  5. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
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    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    He has a dumb haircut!
     
  6. Fussballer

    Fussballer Member+

    Liverpool FC
    Sep 18, 2002
    In my head
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Mario has potential to be the best striker ever, but the strike against him is in big matches he disappears (BvB, & CL finales though he did score a PK in the last one). Also, he's played well but not spectacular for the Nat team. Part of this may be due to sharing time with Klose & Loew's poor tactics but the WC will be make or break legend.
     
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  7. MatthausSammer

    MatthausSammer Moderator
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    Dec 9, 2012
    Canada
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Very good striker, has a bit of a one-dimensional game though. Works for Bayern, not such a massive fan in the German NT.
     
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  8. timh19

    timh19 Member+

    Jul 26, 2011
    Apart from scoring goals, he is absolutely useless. :cool:
     
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  9. MatthausSammer

    MatthausSammer Moderator
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    Dec 9, 2012
    Canada
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    It is true, except for the fact that scoring goals is very important.
     
  10. Hendrik

    Hendrik Member+

    Aug 27, 2005
    Deutschland
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
  11. Raumdeuter

    Raumdeuter Member+

    Jan 14, 2009
    Texas
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Does strike vs Napoli, Man City, Madrid, Inter Milan, Portugal, Holland count? Or there is a separate criteria for knowing big matches?
     
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  12. SirManchester

    SirManchester Member+

    Apr 14, 2004
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Replace big teams/big matches with narrow and organized sides and that's more accurate.
     
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  13. Raumdeuter

    Raumdeuter Member+

    Jan 14, 2009
    Texas
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Give 5 examples of these narrow and organised sides?

    You mean Napoli, Citeh, Madrid, Holland, Portugal, Inter were not organised enough?
     
  14. MatthausSammer

    MatthausSammer Moderator
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    Dec 9, 2012
    Canada
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    City is a disorganized and open side with no experience at the highest level.
    Holland was in shambles.
    Madrid is a fairly free-conceding side.
    You got me on Inter, Portugal, and Napoli.
     
  15. SirManchester

    SirManchester Member+

    Apr 14, 2004
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Don't insult my intelligence. I'm not going to name five sides for you. You can do that on your own.

    Napoli, City, Madrid and that Inter side are hardly defensively structured sides that would consider playing narrow. Portugal were a close example and it was very impressive that Gomez scored, but it did come in the air.
     
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  16. SirManchester

    SirManchester Member+

    Apr 14, 2004
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Napoli NOT even close though. They play a three man backline and are generally an attack minded side who don't keep many clean sheets. Post-Mourinho Inter much the same.
     
  17. Boandlkramer

    Boandlkramer Member+

    Apr 9, 2009
    Samma Weltmeister!
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    I'm disappointed, this was supposed to be a Barfa/Messiah thread. :thumbsup:
     
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  18. Equilibrium

    Equilibrium Member+

    Sep 21, 2007
    None of your busines
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Oh shocker, SirM comes back running with this thread opening up! :D
     
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  19. SoccerMIGermany

    SoccerMIGermany Member+

    Feb 9, 2007
    OC
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Gomez is the worst midfielder ever. Whenever our other central players go missing against disciplined teams he does a terrible job of distributing the ball to himself so that he can score.
     
  20. Boandlkramer

    Boandlkramer Member+

    Apr 9, 2009
    Samma Weltmeister!
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Mario Gomez secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
     
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  21. PaoloFCB

    PaoloFCB Member+

    Mar 22, 2011
    Roma-Italia
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    SuperMario rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  22. MatthausSammer

    MatthausSammer Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 9, 2012
    Canada
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Fixed. ;) :p
     
  23. Matakos

    Matakos Member+

    May 18, 2009
    Macedonia, Greece
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
  24. Equilibrium

    Equilibrium Member+

    Sep 21, 2007
    None of your busines
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    The problem is that he's not scored on so many teams. Yes he's scored on every big/tough team excluding Chelsea, but only Chelsea was narrow and organized!! Also other top strikers have scored against every single other narrow and organized team, every single time.. every single game, and with complete and utter ease! Gomez sucks!!!
     
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  25. SirManchester

    SirManchester Member+

    Apr 14, 2004
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    only works on thin hair.
     

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