Why did Alexis Lalas shave at halftime?

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by mjlee22, Dec 3, 2012.

  1. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I watched MLS Cup but didn't watch the halftime commentary, during which apparently Alexi shaved off his mustache. My buddy thought it was gross, especially cuz Alexi's mustache looked like nose hairs.

    I know Alexi Lalas is a complete fool, but why did he do this? Cuz MLS didn't want to pay for a half time show?
     
  2. VegasNYC

    VegasNYC Member

    Apr 22, 2011
    Australia
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Im guessing he did it because it was the end of Movember ?
     
  3. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    Thanksgiving?
     
  4. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    To save his marriage.


    Movember was over.
     
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  5. Vindo310

    Vindo310 Member+

    Mar 19, 2009
    South Bay LA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He shaved because the Galaxy needed something to change. It turns out Alexi's mustache was what turned LA into champs.
     
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  6. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Member+

    Oct 6, 2002
    Lee's Summit
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They had some dead air to cover during half and figured they'd stop mentioning it was Beckham's last game for a few minutes?
     
  7. oofinalheavenoo

    Oct 30, 2006
    Daly City, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't stand him as a commentator. All he does is kiss Beckham's ass.
     
  8. LongDuckDong

    LongDuckDong Member+

    Jan 26, 2011
    Club:
    FC Schalke 04
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In that case, maybe Beckham asked him to shave his stache?
     
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  9. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's almost enough to ruin broadcasts generally. Any time he spends doing something besides talking on the air is good with me.
     
  10. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sounds like, shortly after the Crew-Barbasol sponsorship announcement, when Simon Borg shaved his head "live" on the ExtraTime Radio podcast.
     
  11. DoctorD

    DoctorD Member+

    Sep 29, 2002
    MidAtlantic
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Enough with the prostate cancer tie-ins!
     
  12. Ghosting

    Ghosting Member+

    Aug 20, 2004
    Pendleton, OR
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The same reason he does everything he does... to draw attention to himself
     
  13. Hachiko

    Hachiko The Akita on Big Soccer

    Jun 8, 2005
    Long Beach, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No longer Movember.

    Alternate theory: Mike Magee told him to.
     

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