2012 New York Metropolitans

cleansheetbsc · Apr 5, 2012

Matt in the Hat said: ↑

GET PUMPED!

Lets Go Mets Music Video (1986) - YouTube
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better way:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTLmDuhV3AQ"]Meet the Mets (New York Mets fight song) - YouTube[/ame]

Legends.

RLennon · Apr 5, 2012

I hope, LOL JK

riverplate · Apr 5, 2012

The Mets win their opener, 1-0! A pitching duel in the new hitter-friendly Citi Field.

Box Score

Attendance 42,080.

Matt in the Hat · Apr 6, 2012

cleansheetbsc said: ↑

better way:
Meet the Mets (New York Mets fight song) - YouTube

Legends.
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Josh Lewin did a "happy recap" yesterday. I love having 2 Mets fans calling the games on the radio.

The blue fence gave me a chubby. It just feels right

Matt in the Hat · Apr 7, 2012

Best team in baseball!

Matt in the Hat · Apr 8, 2012

Sweep!

cleansheetbsc · Apr 8, 2012

Matt in the Hat said: ↑

Sweep!
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The Braves must me really bad.

Matt in the Hat · Apr 8, 2012

cleansheetbsc said: ↑

The Braves must me really bad.
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No Chipper helped. Also our absolutely sick pitching worked in our favor as well.

Expos up next!

el Rafaa · Apr 9, 2012

oleee oleee oleeee oleeeeee

BocaFan · Apr 9, 2012

3 wins for the Mets, 3 losses for the Yankees. More of that, please!

Matt in the Hat · Apr 9, 2012

Magic Number - 157

el Rafaa · Apr 10, 2012

riverplate · Apr 11, 2012

David Wright has a broken pinky finger and is headed for the DL.

Matt in the Hat · Apr 11, 2012

Of course he does and of course he is. Just our luck. If Wright was a Yankee the base would have had a broken pinky.

el Rafaa · Apr 11, 2012

Matt in the Hat · Apr 11, 2012

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Rafaa, if you can fill a 162 game season with wrestling references you will make my year

Matt in the Hat · Apr 13, 2012

Holy shit. Jason Bay hit something!

That's loss number 10,349 for the brother lovers.

Matt in the Hat · Apr 14, 2012

Make that 10,350

Handlicker for the sweep tomorrow.

Matt in the Hat · Apr 17, 2012

Gee > Larry.

el Rafaa · Apr 17, 2012

Matt in the Hat · Apr 18, 2012

What is this candy ass shit?

http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/New-York-Yankees/New-York-Yankees-14600.html

Must have the smell of John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman making sweet, sweet love.

Matt in the Hat · Apr 18, 2012

Justice Elena Kagan is one of us. A self hating, tortured schmuck.

http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/a..._that_the_mets_stink/10585534?refmod=backyard

The New York Mets may be off to a surprising 7-4 start to the 2012 season, giving their fans some hope, but that hope just got smashed in the biggest way ever as Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan has ruled that the Mets stink and will not win the World Series. Yes, you read that right. The Supreme Court of the United States of America is biased against the Mets. Ouch.

Here is exactly what Justice Kagan had to say about the Mets in a recent ruling summary about some boring thing relating to pharmaceutical manufacturers:

Truth be told, the answer to the general question “What does ‘not an’ mean?” is “It depends”: The meaning of the phrase turns on its context. See Johnson v. United States, 559 U. S. ___, ___ (2010) (slip op., at 5) (“Ultimately, context determines meaning”). “Not an” sometimes means “not any,” in the way Novo claims. If your spouse tells you he is late because he “did not take a cab,” you will infer that he took no cab at all (but took the bus instead). If your child admits that she “did not read a book all summer,” you will surmise that she did not read any book (but went to the movies a lot). And if a sports-fan friend bemoans that “the New York Mets do not have a chance of winning the World Series,” you will gather that the team has no chance whatsoever (because they have no hitting).

Believe it or not, Justice Kagan is a self-professed big Mets fan. If ever there was a sure sign of how tortured Mets fans are, this is it. Just imagine how much of a double whammy it is going to be when the Supreme Court overturns Obamacare in a few weeks and the Mets have a legally crappy team and no health insurance. How ever will they afford the medical bills they rack up when they break their hand by punching the wall repeatedly after the Mets collapse in June.
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Matt in the Hat · Apr 22, 2012

Rain out. I have a soft spot for twinight doubleheaders

riverplate · Apr 24, 2012

Jason Bay, Mike Pelfrey Put on DL - ESPN

A day after losing a doubleheader to the San Francisco Giants, the Mets received a double-whammy: left fielder Jason Bay and right-hander Mike Pelfrey are headed to the disabled list.

Bay suffered a non-displaced fracture of a rib on his left side while attempting a full-extension catch in Game 2 of Monday's doubleheader, on a deep shot by Gregor Blanco.

Pelfrey for now is diagnosed only with right elbow inflammation. Still, general manager Sandy Alderson said ligament damage has not been ruled out, meaning Tommy John surgery could be forthcoming.

The Mets also had placed backup infielder Ronny Cedeno on the disabled list before Monday's doubleheader with a strained intercostal muscle on his left side.
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otterulz · Apr 24, 2012

riverplate said: ↑

Jason Bay, Mike Pelfrey Put on DL - ESPN
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It really hurt Pelf to pitch well.