Is there a Santorum thread? OK, here it is!

209 days until the GOPocalypse.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...idential-race/2012/04/10/gIQACvaV8S_blog.html

Damn. I wanted him to lose his home state.

 

Don't worry, he still will.

Hope his kid is OK.

 

Hilarity from his speech today. In one breath he goes from "turning America around and building it on people's hopes, not fears. Keeping it safe from radical Islam".

Both sides of his mouth practically simultaneously.

 

Rick dropped out?

And I missed the moment?

Damn ...

 

Newt's back in the game!

 

I miss him already ...

 

Sadly, I couldn't post from my truck, blazing down the interstate when I heard.

Damn you Chevy for not making a cabin internet ready HUD interface for the Silverado

Just think of all the posting I could do from the turnpike

 

Once again, the power of Porn!

 

So Santorum has finally run dry, huh?

 

I think we all saw this cumming.

 

Romney finally licked Santorum, eh? EH?

 

The Post graphically represented where Santorum had been campaigning by putting brown splotches all over a map of the U.S. Subtle, I like it!

 

The Onion reported that Gingrich called Romney to ask him to step aside and let the party unify around the former House Speaker.

 

Relax, don't do it.
When you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it,
When you wanna cum

 

I was away all last week. Did Sarah Maria cry?

 

I could have put this in the political cartoon thread. But I decided its not satire.

 

I always thought neds were a little questionable, but maybe not so much as chavs, radges, and schemeys.

 

I always thought Ned was the height of masculinity...