Nery Castillo at Aris Thessaloniki F.C. Vol. II [R]

Nery once vacationed in the Virgin Islands but when he left, they were just The Islands

 

[Spazzo] Messi might be better than Nery but 11 Nerys would kill 11 Messi [/Spazzo]


[Pern] Greek Forplay = All sex in Greece begins with the woman (and many guys) secretely masturbating in the bathroom to a Nery photo [/Pern]

 

The finance ministers of the G20 have agreed to abandon the floating currency and instead will peg all major currencies to the Nemen (official name for 1 gram of Nery semen)

 

Nery's ejaculation speed entered the Guiness Book of World Records for breaking the sound barrier

 

A magnified picture of Nery's unibrowed sperm hangs at the Louvre

 

The Virgin of Guadalupe does an annual pilgrimage to the cornfield where Nery's space ship first landed.

 

In Nery we trust

 

Nery knocked Gooch over just by raising his unibrow

 

The plague in Europe medieval era miraculously disappeared because of Nery's unholy unibrow

 

Gene Simmons (KISS) admitted that their song titled "Unholy" was actually an ultimate homage to Nery's unibrow

 

Nery is so great his country paid homage to him on their flag.

 

jajajajajajaja

 

damn, you must be the most uneducated mexican on this forum. por eso estamos como estamos.

 

lighten up. it was just a joke, and a very good one at that

 

Wait.... don't tell I used the wrong flag for Uruguay........

 

Nery's Unibrow is so awesome Frida Kahlo painted his portrait decades before he was even born:

 

JAJAJA rep your way.

 

Nery is actually from the year 2498, but he once ran so fast in a counter attack that he appeared in Mexico in 1984

 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg3qIdOsaUU"]Tribute to Nery Castillo #10 (ARIS F.C. 2010-2012) - YouTube[/ame]

cool vid of nery in some goals he looks like a total badass

 

Vid won't load.

 

i just tried and it loads for me but heres the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg3qIdOsaUU

 

Lol last few were funny.