I saw this photo and felt too many good ones have slipped by uncaptioned. So here we go: "Yeah, Victorias are nice. But Claudines are like 'BAM!'"
"Yeah, but mine's much bigger than yours, Becks...so when I stroke it, I have to stretch my hand out wide like this..."
"So David, you get like $5 million on jersey sales? I'm thinking my salary and 6, 7, ... 8, 9, ... 10."
"Okay so I applied your Becks Brand Clear Coat Nail Polish (tm) and how long to dry? Are you sure everyone in LA does this?"
Re: Has to be done: Caption That Photo Thread (low road) "Okay - I think I've got it. Galaxy celebration tradition demands that if I score the shield-clinching goal I cup each of Arena's buttocks like so ..."
Re: Has to be done: Caption That Photo Thread (low road) "See, I have all these emotions, but people just assume I'm a tough guy because I'm Irish. But it's all a front. I can be real with you, David. I really like a good souffle."
"Okay, so I'm wearing your David Beckham H&M boxer briefs, but I feel this tight wedgie effect right around my taint - is that normal? I can't do as many cartwheels with this problem."
Beckham: "Then wot 'appened?" Keane: "So OJ puts on the gloves, holds up his hands, and says 'The gloves don't fit!'"
"Robbie, did you know that Mike Magee is the friggin' Highlander?" "Mike? Why would you think that?" "He can play goalkeeper, defender, midfielder and forward." "Do you happen to know how many Twitter followers he has?" "Last time I checked, I think it was over 9,000." "Oh, just like his power level?" "Yeah. Pretty much."
Beckham: "Move it mate! Your green shirt clashes with my ensemble!" Linesman: "Talk to the hand, Becko!"
Awesome, I'm glad you guys are enjoy this Becks: "No, seriously... where did you get those boots? I love them!" Assistant ref: "Pssht, giiiirl don't be biting my style."
Here's another one for consideration [In David Attenborough voice] "The wild Gonzilla, when sensing danger, will inflate to make itself appear bigger, much like the puffer fish. This can often confuse the predator, rendering him temporarily disoriented and susceptible to goofy faces."