OK, I've been swamped at a new gig these past few months, but seriously... How The Hell Is There Not A Mike Magee Thread Up In Here?! He is Legend, the Smurf Slayer, Darth Keeper, the 5'9" Giant, Mageezus of Nazareth. At least Twitter has been on top of it.
Galaxy All Time Best XI: --------------Magee-------------- --Magee--Magee--Magee--Magee-- ----------Cien----Cobi------------- ---Magee-----------------Magee--- ----------Magee----Babayaro------ But seriously, Magee must be the leagues highest all time goalscoring keeper, no?
Mike Magee is on track to win Save of the Week as well! http://www.lagalaxy.com/news/2011/06/galaxys-donovan-ricketts-and-mike-magee-nominated-save-week
Mike Magee doesn't stop the ball. The ball stops itself. Bouna Time! is showing up 2 hours late. Just to make sure Mike Magee is already gone. Mike Magee once gave a woman 14 orgasms in a row. But half-time ended and he had to run back out to play goalkeeper for the second half, so he'll make it up to her when the game is over.
I don't tweet so I'll submit mine here: "When GalaxyGal talks about Allan Gordon, she really is thinking of Mike Magee." "Everytime Mike Magee drives into the Home Depot Center the parking attendant gives him $15." "When Mike Magee is at a Lakers game and they put him on the 'kiss-cam,' three women instantly become pregnant."
Never played keeper before, but volunteers for it in a pinch. Shuts out the opponent with four saves. Earns goalkeeper of the week. Gets game winning goal in the same week. I love this man!
Medusa is afraid to look Mike Magee in the eyes. Mike Magee stopped the fighting between Israel and Palestine. Fighting resumed when there could be no consensus on which country loved Mike Magee more. Holocaust survivors come to hear Mike Magee speak. When Mike Magee goes to Mexico the gum kids give Mike Magee money.
Re: Mike Magee is best friends with himself The loud voice continues: "Mike Magee will now score a game-winning goal! And he will score it very well!"