This just made my morning, (especially since I'm seeing Eddie Izzard tonight). The fact that Ronaldo picked up some prostitutes is not the actual scandal. The scandal is that Ronaldo tried to smack them around when he found out they were really men and they tried to extort money from him. Can we say "Ooops!!"
Perhaps they were the 'executive transvestites' (how did you manage to get eddie izzard tix anyway??? so jealous!) great story though...
I'm a member of his mailing list and lept on a pre-sale notice. I'll remember the next time he comes into town and pick up a few extras.
I'm wondering why he even has to pay for it. A guy as rich and famous as him could just walk into any bar and go, "You're with me, penis," and they would follow him out, wouldn't they?