Well, folks, I blew it. Our conspiracy has been blown wide open by our arch-enemy, expert spy-catcher Ted Westervelt. Make for the border. Save yourselves. Trust no one! Link is kind of Not Safe For Work or Sanity, but I felt my fellow conspirators should know what happened. I am working on an April Fool's post. This, amazingly, is not it. It won't be as funny, but I'll keep trying.
Since you deserve bonus material, loyal reader, I will provide some.
But I'll need some help. Cue the banjo.
Ladies and gentlemen, MR. PAUL WILLIAMS!
Why are there so many posts about pro/rel? Is Ted Westervelt just insane? He has a vision that's just an illusion What's going on in his brain? He knows we're wrong and we're trying to hide it, His sanity long since dropped dead. Someday he'll find it, the Pro/Rel Connection. The rapists, the racists, and Ted.
Major League Soccer demands its allegiance and owns all the outlets there are. Westevelt thought of that and he still believes it. Look what it's done so far. What's so amazing, he keeps navel-gazing. He must be off of his meds. Someday he'll find it, the Pro/Rel Connection. The rapists, the racists, and Ted.
All of us under its spell. We know that he's probably crazy.
Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices? Ted's heard them calling his name. "They're all out to get you. Show them no mercy." It finally drove him insane. He's gone nuts too many times to ignore it. It's something wrong deep in his head. Someday he'll find it, the Pro/Rel Connection. The rapists, the racists, and Ted.
It's not easy being green.