Russia 2018

Vodka and hookers for everybody!!!!

It's easy to be cynical about the selection since it's essentially one big organized crime cabal and FIFA is very comfortable in that kind of environment.

And of course people will say that they spread a bunch of money around under the table.

But Blatter was known to strongly favor the Russian bid as part of his "legacy" (read: Nobel Peace Prize application).

He believes that his mission is to spread the World Cup around.

Here comes 2022.