Please Stand By; UPDATE: Associated Press says England Out

10:21 AM

The media has been allowed in to the auditorium but the ExCo is nowhere to be seen.

Perhaps they discovered a twenty dollar bill on the floor and there are now 22 old men fighting over it.

My money's on Blazer.

10:30

Media around the world is reporting that England went out in the first round.

I report, you deride.

10:33

Blatter speaking now.

Just used the term "Association football"

10:35

Chuck Blazer is a HUGE man.