Please Stand By; UPDATE: Associated Press says England Out

10:21 AM

The media has been allowed in to the auditorium but the ExCo is nowhere to be seen.

Perhaps they discovered a twenty dollar bill on the floor and there are now 22 old men fighting over it.

My money's on Blazer.


Media around the world is reporting that England went out in the first round.

I report, you deride.


Blatter speaking now.

Just used the term "Association football"


Chuck Blazer is a HUGE man.