Let's violate Landon's privacy some more

Via guilty pleasure Deadspin - yeah, I should know better - Landon Donovan won't be getting a Father's Day card all that soon. In case you were wondering.

Assuming any of this was our business in the first place, and that's not a safe assumption at all. Although it was Landon himself who shared this information, probably to forestall MLS fans from singing "Love Child" at him.

Use protection, kids.