EPL Previewed in Haikus!

As the new season is nearly upon us, I thought, in a moment of stupifying boredom at work, to do a preview in Haiku's.fficeffice" />>>


Now, I've never written poetry before, much less a Haiku, so I apologise if these are a little ropey. Have a look anyway. For those who don't know, a Haiku is Japanese poems consisting of 17 syllables, in a 5-7-5 arrangement.

Arsenal

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Arsenal are the
premier entertainers, but
Have they the strength?
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Aston Villa

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Barry got his move, not
for greater glory, but for money,
can Delph fill his boots?
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Birmingham City
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Loyal brummie fans, are
all asking the same question,
can we stay this time?
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Blackburn Rovers

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Allardyce always,
can get the results, but at
the expense of style.
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Bolton

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Without new signings,
midtable beckons once again, if
Davies keeps scoring
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Burnley

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Claret Newcomers, are
nn a miniscule budget,
so will they survive?
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Chelsea

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Carlo Ancelotti,
Champions League win a must,
or you are sacked
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Everton

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David Moyes hopes that,
he can raise some transfer money,
without selling stars.
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Fulham

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Fulham in Europe,
their away record must improve,
to qualify once again
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Hull City

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Only just survived,
Brown must lift his squad, but do
it in dressing rooms!
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Liverpool

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Reds chasing the title,
fans message for Benitez,
for Gods sake attack!
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Manchester City

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Manchester’s blue team,
with Arab millions already spent,
can they make top four?
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Manchester United

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Defending Champions,
Ronaldo sold to Spain,
will Owen stay fit?
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Portsmouth

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Their best players sold,
takeover still not completed,
how can they survive?
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Stoke City

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All teams must beware,
Delaps long throw in towards,
Fuller and Beattie.
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Tottenham Hotspur>>
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Underachieved last year,
hope spending big will get them,
close to the top four.
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West Ham United

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For Zola’s young players,
Ashtons ankle may well decide,
success or failure
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Wigan Athletic

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Martinez is back,
but without Valencia’s guile,
top half unlikely
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Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Sylvan scores the goals,
but is the defense good enough,
to stop opponents?