New Jersey Breakdown

New York vs. The Rapids.

2:21

Colorado 1-0 New York

4:28

Colorado 1 - 1 New York

10:20

Colorado 2 - 1 New York

33:50

Colorado 2 - 2 New York

39:06

Colorado 2 - 3 New York

42:15

Colorado 3 - 3 New York

43:31

Colorado 4 - 3 New York

72:50

Colorado 4 - 4 New York

89:33

Colorado 5 - 4 New York

The real question here is: which would you have said was less likely:

RedBulls scoring four goals at home and losing or Conor Casey getting a hat trick?

I'm hoping they've got a suicide watch up and running for Juan Carlos Osorio, who looked like he'd just been hit by a bus.