No way. No effin' way.

There is absolutely no chance that Bradley hit that shot on the first try. Did not happen. Not that afternoon, not any afternoon. I guarantee you they took more takes on those shots than NASA did to fake the moon landing.

If that wasn't a twelve-hour shoot, may God strike half of my face with lightning, give me a month to recuperate, then, just as I've managed to make the first steps towards adjusting to life with half a face, strike both my arms off with two separate other bolts of lightning and say in a booming voice "DUDE YOU GOT HALF A FACE AND NO ARMS LOL"

If that video wasn't effin' Photoshopped or CGI'd or whatever, with the "clink" Foleyed in, I promise I will get a tattoo of this:


Nice acting, guys.