And now, the Important Stuff

Yeah, yeah, Italy this and Poland that and Portugal something else and blah, blah, blah.

But what about the girls?

Well OK, since you asked.

Ah to be on the Italian National team and....well, OK, that about does it:

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As for the rest, look, I could write some clever copy here.

Really. I really, really could.

But you wouldn't read it, so forget it.