Too good not to share

I'm trying to come up with a comprehensive look at the women's soccer club scene in Los Angeles this year, because it's gone from one team in one league to six teams in two leagues, and that's not even counting the big AEG-shaped hole in WPS right now.

That's still in the works, but I absolutely had to share what Brian Boswell, Ajax America coach, said to me in his e-mail.

Only the truth is funny.