The MLS Un-American XI, week 4

A mere ten years after the US Against The World All-Star Game, we have enough international players to justify fielding an all-star team. This weekly* award is inspired by the All-American XI.

G: Sala, Dallas
D: Brennan, Toronto**
D: Padula, Columbus
D: Davino, Dallas
M: Schelotto, Columbus
M: R. O'Brien, San Jose
M: Robert, Toronto
M: Joseph, New England
M: Beckham, Los Angeles
F: C. Lopez, Kansas City
F: Caraccio, Houston

*And by "weekly," of course, I mean "This looks like a job for Captain No Follow-Up!"

**Oh, you're going to tell me I shouldn't count Canadians? How much sense does that make?