PS, he played for the Mutiny

Well, I've bashed Sideline Views enough, might as well give them a nod when they get something right. This was dead on.

Depressingly, it wasn't just the media who missed the reference.

No, according to Google, he's a dentist in Berkeley.

Only sheer lazy procrastination kept me from making a post insulting Carver for making up a fictional goalkeeper, and it was Canales' posting of the audio which saved me from embarrassment.

There are no winners here.