Worst Own Goal Ever?

Courtesy of the good people at SBS THE WORLD GAME is every defender's worst nightmare:

THE WORST OWN GOAL EVER?

I'm sure there have been equals, but at the least this one is a Top Ten candidate. The defender hits a picture-perfect strike into the upper 90. Really lovely.

The funny part is that, with most own goals, the attacking team manages to find the guy on their side who last touched the ball and crowd around him for a pretend goal celebration.

In this case, they can't figure out what to do so they hold a sort of group hug at the top of the box, kind of like the last day of some New Age male bonding retreat.

And as a special bonus for having hit this post, I hereby present:

BRAZILIAN SOCCER AS PLAYED BY....UM....."NOT TALL" PEOPLE

If you expect me to insert some comment about, say, these guys taking Toronto FC to overtime, or finally finding a team for Kyle Martino, just forget it. Not going there.