My baby just wrote me a letter
As God is my witness, I will not talk about Megan Rapinoe. That is my promise to you. (Offer not available everywhere.)
Landon will wear number 26, in honor of the year Pontius Pilate was appointed prefect of Judea. Thank you, Wikipedia, for the knee-slapper
Now with no Hope Solo content! Well...not much Hope Solo content. There's some. There's a lot. There's an awful lot. The vast majority of this post is Hope Solo content. Please keep out of reach of children and pets.
Maybe the slogan should be "Equal Pay or Equal Play."